This is Roxie. She’s cute, yes, but I think she’s also possessed.
She was HORRIBLE at our class on Wednesday night. Apparently she’s a “shy dog” in class. Too bad the trainers never see her at her finest – licking strangers’ faces, playing with other dogs, letting babies tug on her ears.
But the trainers also have no idea how awful Roxie is. 10 minutes after they lent us a walking harness to try for the week, she’d chewed it to bits.
She poops in the house on an astoundingly regular basis.
She pulls *incessantly* on walks.
I really do think she might be mentally challenged.
But even though she chews up cat toys,
And even though she jumps up on me like a maniac every night when I get home, no matter what I do,
And yes, even though she poops in the house,
There’s just something I love about her.
Must be because, deep down, she really is a sweetheart.