How a young, hyper dog reacts to a Christmas bow on the head:
LICK IT OFF! CAN I REACH IT WITH MY TONGUE? GRANDDAD WHY AREN’T YOU HELPING ME?
Followed shortly by…
Oh, the shame! Why won’t anyone help me? I know something’s up there. I can feel it! But…ugh. I hate you guys! This is stupid, and you’re stupid, and…HEY IS THAT A CRACKER?
How an older, marginally-calmer dog reacts to a Christmas bow on the head:
Whatever. Is it dinner time yet?
No? Woe is me. I guess I’ll take a nap. Let me know when you’re done putting stupid shit on my head, and remember that I can bite your toes while you sleep so you’d BETTER play nice.
Either way you cut it, it’s adorable.
Putting a bow on the dog’s head: a treasured holiday tradition.