I think it’s high time for another round of “Bizarre Search Engine Terms that Send People To My Little Corner of the Internet”, don’t you?
saint cheese sleeves
This is the one that tipped it off. I cannot possibly fathom why any person would ever – EVER – look for saint cheese sleeves. Moreover, what on earth could make Google think that my blog would help them with this query? Enlighten me. Please.
lost sayid hot
I agree. Consider your teenybopper-esque celeb crush justified. But just think about this – did you ever end up marrying Taylor Hanson after all? What about Justin Timberlake? Joey McIntyre? So let’s just agree to say “Naveen Andrews is fucking hot” and leave it at that, eh? (though he is stratospheres above any effeminate boy band singers.)
opposite of lazy
Yer lookin’ at her. Sometimes. With enough caffeine and adequate sleep. Unless I don’t feel like it. Or if there’s an Office marathon on TV.
bad hem job
At first I read this as “bad rim job.” The former, I can help you with. The latter, notsomuch. When hemming, remember – PIN! Pin as if your life depended on it. Use double…triple…QUADRUPLE the number of pins you think you’d need. A veritable bonanza of pins. Then, if you’re using a slippery satin or jersey, double the number again. If all else fails, whine and throw the garment at your mom. If she’s anything like mine, she can fix anything (nod to What Would a Nerd Wear).
“chocolate covered triscuits”
HA! So I’m *not* the first person to come up with this brilliant idea. At least 4 other people think like me. Methinks this might be worthy of a kitchen experiment this weekend, eh?
how did pioneer woman get book deal
By being irresistibly charming and talking incessantly about calf nuts and turtle breath. Don’t ask me, I don’t get it either.
snickerdoodle cookies 64114
If you can make it to 64119, I can probably help you out. But it must be a shady deal, executed under the cloak of darkness down at the docks. (And if you have to ask “which docks” then you don’t get any cookies).
scabies pada anjing golden
I…I don’t…um… ::speechless::
my ideal tattoo
Your search engine not psychic. My blog not have all answers.