Last night*, 3:30am:
Me: Jeff! Jeff!
Me: Jeff! Wake up!
Me: Are they gonna close Wash U?
Me: Are they gonna close it? The school?
Jeff: I don’t think so. I’ll let you know if they do. Go to sleep.
This morning**, 8:00am:
Me: Jeff, make your alarm! I’m leaving for work.
Jeff: Legal snooping. In the Constitution.
Me: “legal snooping”?
Jeff: YES! SNOOPING!
Me: Is it a good thing?
Jeff: NO! NO! BAD! Stupid snoopers. Snoopin’.
Me: Uh-huh, you’re sleeptalking. You won’t remember any of this later today, will you?
Oh yes, kiddos – it’s that time of the semester – finals are upon us.
*Allegedly. I don’t remember this happening at all.
**This, however, I recall perfectly clearly. Because I was awake, showered, dressed, and giggling.