Have you seen this?
Motto: Kleenex – finding new ways your home is killing you every day.
Fuck, if I hated the environment that much, I’d just run around slaughtering baby pandas and waving my hair dryer over the polar ice caps.
Your food is only as clean as the pots and pans it was cooked in – new disposable pans from Calphalon!
Your clothes are only as clean as your washing machine – new disposable washing machines from Maytag!
Your ass is only as clean as the toilet it was sitting on – new disposable toilets from Kohler!
This. Madness. Must. End.
And also? I’m pretty sure people don’t want their home bathrooms to feel like a WalMart restroom. Just guessing.
What a stupid move, Kleenex. Seriously. FAIL.
PS>I have a drying song, too. It’s to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb and it goes like this: “Just go dry your fucking hands / fucking hands, fucking hands / Just go dry your fucking hands / On our normal hand towel.” It’ll be a major hit among all the reasonable people of the world. All three of us.