THIS JUST HAPPENED. Via text. Just now.
Me: “What should I get [tattooed] behind my ear?”
Stef: “Is there some mantra you have that you could get a tattoo about? Something about strenth or wisdom or women or something?
Me: “I think a cast iron frying pan just about sums up all those ideas. Strength: I can hit you over the head with this if need be. Wisdom: She who uses metal utensils on the frying pan must re-season often. Women: Frying pans belong in the kitchen and so do I.”
Stef: “Don’t stop, you’re on a roll.”
Me: “Maybe a cast iron pan and a whisk. To show that I’m strong, wise, and slightly scrambled.”
Me: “You know I’m blogging this right now, right?”
And there it is.