11. Buy some bananas.
What you can’t see here – just to the left – is the crazy-eyed lady in patterned Birkenstocks who was grinning at us while Jeff took this photo.
Guess she’s never before seen anyone who found banana-purchasing to be a photo-worthy occasion.
Or maybe she just thought, “What an odd performance from that goofy-looking readhead and her startlingly-handsome husband.”
That must’ve been it.